Names have been changed to protect the guilty!
Caution: Graphic Pictures below
It all started 10 days ago when Jackie’s dog was attacked by
a WILD pack of coyotes.
(see pictures)
Now this alleged pack of coyotes have been seen stalking Jackie’s
mother JoMamma when she’s out on her morning walks, leaving JoMamma feeling a
bit unnerved.
Yesterday while eating lunch in RV Sales kitchen Jackie
hired a hit man AKA Dr. Woolf to “take care of the problem”. Witnesses report
that no money was exchanged for said service, but no one knows what happened
under the table.
What is known, is that at 8:00 PM Dr. Woolf along with two armed
associates (one who is a minor) showed up at Jackie’s home with weapons, and a
coyote caller (there’s an app for that), and began “calling’ the Coyotes out of
hiding. At one point five coyotes were seen answering the call. Jackie stated, “who
knows how many were on their way out of the woods!” At this point Jackie,
JoMamma, and Dr Woolf were seen on the back porch drinking wine (allegedly from
a box no less) while the armed associates drove down the valley in search of the
pack of coyotes.
It was reported that
the minor Wyatt Cody Earp was driving the truck with
Wild Chris Hickok in the bed of the truck armed with
his rifle. Shots rang out in the valley, and then sirens.
Three Sheriff
officers pulled onto the scene, weapons drawn and megaphones instructing the
alleged gunslingers to drop their weapons. After a pat down (only a knife was found on Wild
Chris Hickok) the gunslingers were instructed to NOT shoot coyotes unless you or your animals are
in immediate danger. After a firm talking to only a warning was given, and all parties were released on their own recognizance .
Lesson Learned!
Jackie said, "Next time she'll hire a professional".
